Alyssa

Hello it is I -------> Superwholock, Teen Wolf, Orphan Black, Shingeki no Kyojin, bands, funny stuff, and other random shit you will find here.

It's a metaphor, Anderson.

wifipassworcl:

first things first i’m the real….estate salesperson for your area hi how are you would you be interested in a free property appraisal?

lukesextme:

when you dress up as a target employee so you can sell your bands album and you pass by your band mate who is also dressed up as a target employee who is trying to sell the bands album and the both of you think its funny.

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gettinhellaturnt:

"Death note? As in a notebook of death?"

"I’ll take a potato chip…AND EAT IT!"
“Are you annoyed because I’m the only one who has cake?”

(“I can’t imagine a world without Light!”) “Yes, that would be dark.”

what the actual fuck this show is aboUT A SERIAL KILLER

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

kanarcia:

George Weasley using the extendable ear not only because it’s a good, magical substitute for an ear but because it reminds him of his brother.

George Weasley developing a line of useful prosthetics for wizards.

George Weasley making the magical prosthetics affordable for everyone who needs them, especially veterans and victims from the wizarding war.

George Weasley advocating for health benefits from St. Mungo’s for people who can’t afford treatment.


THE 2014 QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP DE-SKEETERED    Ron snorted, tossing the newspaper over his shoulder. “Yeah, I was tired of being Harry’s shadow, so I came here to be your shadow instead.”    ”Excuse you, my shadow would have ten times more charisma. A little leaner ‘round the love handles, too.” George dropped the box of deluxe dungbombs at the foot of the stairs. He scratched the back of his neck, smile suddenly wistful. “I never did thank you though.”    ”For what?”    ”Oof, you’re going to make me say it…”    Ron stared blankly, and George rolled his eyes as he turned back to fetch the next set of merchandise. Though perhaps in the years since, Ron had truly forgotten why he had left his Aurorship: to fill the role of someone irreplaceable and remind a lost brother how wonderful laughter sounded.

THE 2014 QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP DE-SKEETERED
    Ron snorted, tossing the newspaper over his shoulder. “Yeah, I was tired of being Harry’s shadow, so I came here to be your shadow instead.”
    ”Excuse you, my shadow would have ten times more charisma. A little leaner ‘round the love handles, too.” George dropped the box of deluxe dungbombs at the foot of the stairs. He scratched the back of his neck, smile suddenly wistful. “I never did thank you though.”
    ”For what?”
    ”Oof, you’re going to make me say it…”
    Ron stared blankly, and George rolled his eyes as he turned back to fetch the next set of merchandise. Though perhaps in the years since, Ron had truly forgotten why he had left his Aurorship: to fill the role of someone irreplaceable and remind a lost brother how wonderful laughter sounded.

atthestartoftime:
Okay a prompt for Stydia being stuck in an elevator together! Just the two of them. :))

destiny919:

I LOV EYOUUUU bc i’ve been wanting that for ages omg ok here goes:

The two of them sat against opposite walls of the elevator. Stiles tapped his fingers against his knee, alternating between frantic restlessness and idle boredom. He eyed Lydia across from him. The strawberry-blonde was keeping her eyes studiously away from his face, focusing on the fluorescents, the panel of buttons, her fingernails. She’d barely said two words to him. But that wasn’t unusual lately. Lydia had been distant and cool, and while it was still nowhere near how she used to treat him, they’d been significantly - painfully - less close than they’d grown to be. 

Stiles had tried several times to talk to her and ask what had changed, what had gone wrong, but Lydia was good at avoiding him. 

Well, she’d need to be better than good to keep it up in here. They’d been on their way up to the Argents’ apartment to see Allison and consult the bestiary when the elevator stalled. It would be a little while before maintenance could get it going again. For now, it was just the two of them, trapped in an elevator, right out of some romantic comedy. He felt a not-so-slight lurch in his stomach at the thought of him starring in a romcom (any kind of romance, really) with Lydia. “Lyds,” he said.

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✂   Fukuo