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ALYSTOCRACY
It's a blog with so much stuff! Woo!
I'm in a ton of fandoms some of which are: Doctor Who, Young Justice, Avatar: the Last Airbender, One Direction (yes I ship Larry), 5sos family, Emblem 3, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil (i do NOT ship Phan), Teenge Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Bones. However i respect all fandoms and will certainly join new ones all the time. I ship Sukka, Elara, Spitfire, Apritello, Raphai, and a bazillion others, too many to list. Hope you're having a wonderful day and CONGRATULATIONS if you've read this whole thing because you just won an invisible jar of air! Hooray!
My name's Alyssa and I am a total Knucklehead McSpazatron.
Also if you drop by my ask box i will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS answer and love you forever!
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bonerjuice:

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16 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #312

ultrafacts:

1. Study your notes within one day of taking them. Retention rates are 60% higher then!

2. Open your bag of chips from the bottom, as most of the flavor has sunk there.

3. When making tacos, put the cheese on before the meat. The cheese will melt and prevent the taco shell from breaking apart.

4. Spiders hate peppermint oil. Put some in a squirt bottle + water and spray your garage and all door frames.

5. If an older guy is flirting with you and you want him to stop, smile at him and keep calling him “sir.”

6. Talking out feelings of depression in bed can help relieve them. It can be to a friend, a relative, God, or even yourself.

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beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

17 Apr 2014
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catnapswithjamesfranco:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This post grows on you.

17 Apr 2014
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officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

17 Apr 2014
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katzmatt:

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dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

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Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

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rawdi-kun:

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yellowxperil:

welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Me too.

But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.

Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

thank you

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amaninprogress:

i will literally reblog this every time i see it

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sparklefairydust:

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fullofsinfullust:

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geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

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sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

17 Apr 2014
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My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

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17 Apr 2014
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alystocracy:

I’m sick :( somebody cheer me up or send me stuff to write or something.
Actually stuff to write would be really nice; I’ll write for basically any fandom I know stuff about, so send requests please!

17 Apr 2014
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lameprlncess:

accurate description of my social life

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hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

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